Naija countri people don dey para over the new money wey dey be just release but den never dey spend ham.
Plenty people don complain say, the money be like within dey put coloring, when no be cloth den dey dye.
Plenty people talk say the money even don dey look like fake from the beginning, say why Nigeria always they do their things this way.
Bubu don tell everybody say na ink finish when den dey produce ham, say make everybody no vex make we manage ham.
Na our country we no get choice.
Na my puna give me my certificate-Nekede student blast
Nothing wey we no go see inside Nigeria as one lady don shout come out say na her p**sy help her get the result wey she take come out from Federal Polytechnic Nekede. The information go everywhere base on the video wey the girl post on tiktok dey show herself say na the puna do ham for her. According to watin she talk “Omo, today is the final day. Nekede bye-bye, this stress ends today. Finally, I’m now a graduate of Federal Polytechnic, Nekede. It can only be God and my p**sy.”Although the school don counter ham talk say sho watin dey do this girl? They con warn everybody say make dey no believe her say na lie she dey lie ooo. “despicable act does not represent the standard of our institution.“This is to inform the general public that the Management of Federal Polytechnic Nekede, Owerri, has begun full investigations into the identity of the student who gloated on Tiktok about how she graduated with the help of God and her private organ,” the statement reads.“It is most blasphemous and antithetical that the said student peddled the name of God in her deleterious act.“Management considers the action of the student as most unacceptable and preposterous. The Federal Polytechnic Nekede prides itself as an institution with high academic and moral standards.“Both staff and students are quite aware of the consequences of any misconduct. In an unprecedented move, the management, through the various disciplinary committees, had released hotlines through which the students can report any act of exploitation or corruption. These committees are diligent in ensuring that any staff or student found culpable is meted with appropriate punishment.“The despicable post of this supposed student does not, therefore, represent the standard of our institution. The Rector of the institution, being a clergyman, has been very committed and consistent in instilling discipline in our students through seminars, solemn assemblies, sensitisation outreaches and publications.“When our investigations are over, we shall make our findings and pronouncements public. It is in our purvey to ensure that only students found worthy in learning and character are certified. This is a commitment to which we shall remain consistently resolute.”
New Naira Note wahala as Whitemoney pay N1m to collect N700,000
Gbege don happen for Nigeria ooo as Whitemoney shout com out say he bin pay N1,000,000 to collect N700,000 new note. The former winner for the big brother Naija no fit hold ham again after dey collect N300,000 unto say he wan collect the new money. Whitemoney wey tell shegzeblog say sho he surprise say even banks and their ATM no get the new money for hand. According to watin the former BBNaija winner bin yan, he talk say “how we go dey use money dey buy money for the same value, na wa ooo.“I bin wan collect 700,000 new Naira note, na N1m dey collect for my hand. Na we wey be Nigerians dey kill this country anyhow.”
Na Dead body I be when my mama born me - Toyin Abraham
Ogbonge Nollywood actress Toyin Abraham don yan say when dey born her say she be dead body, say she no fit talk ear or drink water. The sabi lady for Yoruba movie con still talk say sho even the momsy bin wan go trowey her say she don die as on pastor bin tell the momsy say madam no try ham say na special pikin be this from God. According to watin Toyin Abraham bin yan with This Day news paper for English “I’m extremely spiritual. One of the problems I had back then was that I didn’t listen to myself. I would hear the voice of the Lord, and I would see it in my dreams, but I would still want to follow my flesh.“But ever since I started following the lead of the Holy Spirit, things have drastically changed for me and I’m extremely happy about it. I’m actually dada – those people that naturally have dreadlocks from birth.“Since birth, I have been spiritual. My parents told me that I was stillborn so they had to throw me away. Then there was a clergyman from Ibadan who came to the hospital and asked about me and I was brought back to life. I was told that I never cried or did anything until the day of my naming ceremony.“It was the moment they named me Oluwatoyin that I started crying as a baby. Again, when they wanted to shave off my locks they had to tell me it was the Holy Spirit because I didn’t want them to do it.”
FG make una shutdown schools till after election if una no wan see craze- NANS
National Association of Nigerian students NANS, don tell FG to close anything wey dey sup for school for the main time because of the election wey dey front. Na statement wey the Vice President of NANS (External Affairs ) wey im name be Babatunde Akinteye bin sign yesterday wey be Sunday for Ibadan be that, say make FG order school to fit allow students dey go home till after election. Babatunde wey talk say the reason na because he go give student room to fit collect their PVC for the election as govment bin don extend the date of collection go on the 5th of February 2023 and also they go get the chance to fit vote too. NANS bin also yan say this time youth ready to come out con vote so make govment do the right thing make dey no go see craze. According to watin he yan for English “This is because during the Continuous Voter Registration (CVR), students were in their various homes due to the prolonged Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) strike and about four million (according to statistics) of us registered newly for our PVCs.“Now that we have registered for our PVCs and they have been processed and our tertiary institutions are not considering academic breaks for students during the general elections, despite having knowledge that most students registered outside their campuses, to go and collect our PVCs and have the opportunity to vote.He bin also don called on the Federal Government to tok sense inside National Universities Commission (NUC), National Board for Technical Education (NBTE) and National Commission for Colleges of Education (NCCE), through the Federal Ministry of Education, make dey close all tertiary institutions temporarily till after dey finish the general elections.“This is to allow students (who constitute 40.8 per cent of the newly registered voters across the 774 local councils of Nigeria) have access to their PVCs and vote for the candidates of their choice in fulfilment of their civic responsibility as patriotic citizens of Nigeria,” na so he talk.
Over 11 people don burn turn to guguru in car crash accident for Ore-Benin expressway
Bad day devil drink water as over 11 people don burn die inside the car crash accident wey happen for Ore Benin Expressway. Mr Sikiru Alonge,wey be the Unit Commander, for Federal Road Safety Corps (FRSC), Ore Unit tell News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) say the accident bin heavy well well, as trailer bin collide with passenger Marcopollo bus.With the report wey Shegzedon gather, when the two vehicles bin jam each other na so the both of them catch fire wey be say everybody wey dey inside die, dey no even fit recognize the people with their teeth. According to watin Mr Sikiru talk for English “We had to call for fire ambulance to put out the fire.“The passengers were burnt beyond recognition as we are unable to recognise their gender.”
Love don dey everywhere as BBNaija Winner Whitemoney don engage one babe
Former BIg Brother Naija winner wey con still be musician don engage one babe finally as he disclose ham on is Instagram page. Whitemoney wey carry the picture come im Instagram page say he don finally dey taken make all this dem Nengi carry their load comot, even as the girl dey try comot her face make people no fit see her. According to watin Whitemoney talk for English “(TAKEN)😜Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favorite😍🤍 Mark your calendar👇 #JADA out on all platforms on the 3rd February, 2023,”Plenty fans don congratulate the superstar as he don dey ready to enter the family line. Watch the video with the link wey dey below:https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cn94M_bjYnu/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Injury General wey be Ousmane Dembele don collect again
Barcelona skippo Ousmane Dembele don carry another better injury, when dem be dey play with Girona on Saturday evening.The matter dey bother Xavi and the club bin report today say they never know how many months or how many years he go use for the injury. Xavi wey talk say “Although the team bin win the match 1-0 but he no sweet us at all cos na our key man be this.”Dembele wey him leg be like blade, for dey extremely useful against Manchester United for the Europa league qualification wey go take place this February. We never too dey worry sha as Barcelona doctor never tell us how many days, months or years he go take to come back to dey play the football again. No forget say na Barcelona dey top the Laliga table with 6points gap as Real Madrid dey second position dey reason life.
Na you still make me dey alive I for don die- Cubans Chiefpriest
Ogbonge Nigerian businessman wey im name be Cubana chiefpriest don wan use praise kill im wife as the lady dey celebrate her birthday today. Cubana chiefpriest wey be yan every every for the popular microblogging platform Instagram say sho na this woman never make me die, if you hear say I get money today na she make ham dey possible, happy birthday lolo. Na watin he talk for English be this “Happy Birthday🎂 My Wifey❤️ @_deangels I Wonder What Life Would Have Been Without You My Angel😇 Am Forever Loyal To You Baby, For All My Short Comings Biko Am So Sorry, Just Dey Manage Me Dey Go. May God Bless, Protect & Keep You For Us Amen,”https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cn72D1dt5LX/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cn72D1dt5LX/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=